She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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