Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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