Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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