Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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