no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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