I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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