you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I want to fling myself into the sun
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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