Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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