Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I need to calm my uterus...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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