Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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