Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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