did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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