matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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