Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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