How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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