YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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