carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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