before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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