Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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