It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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