i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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