You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The Olympian is in my bed
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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