STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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