just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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