..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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