it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
FUCK WHALES
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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