Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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