I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
