Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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