Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
