He kissed a someone with a penis
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
