So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
