no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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