Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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