ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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