If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
