It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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