it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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