trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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