Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
