Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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