can we get nightvision for the apartment?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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