she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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