I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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