Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
how can u be prego again
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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