It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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