is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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