Whod you bang
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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