I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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