And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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