I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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