you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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